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MUCK CORP
MUCK CORP · Global headquarters

Making the world a better place to fold.

We report on poker, build the games and fix the brands that are bad at it. Next, the industry. After that, we have some ideas. Six employees. Strong momentum. A plan.

MUCK CORP headquarters, mid-chaos
6Employees. Growing by internal reassignment
3Divisions, each also the other two
1Dog, in the C-suite
0Countries controlled, pending Q4
100%Of reported facts are real and sourced
Our mission

To organize the world’s poker content and make it, eventually, ours.

It is a straightforward plan with five phases. Phases one and two are complete. Phase three is under way. Phase four is a rumor. Phase five is the world, and we are told it is a lot of paperwork.

See the five phases
  1. Phase 1 Poker news. Complete.
  2. Phase 2 Poker games. Complete.
  3. Phase 3 Every poker brand. In progress.
  4. Phase 4 Adjacent industries. Bingo.
  5. Phase 5 The world. Pending Larry.

From Muck Media

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These are real headlines from the live Muck. Every name, number and result in the reporting is real. That is the one part of this company that is not a bit.

Ray ZorfoldSeymour FlopsTom MucklinLarryBillBob

The Office of the CEO is currently vacant. Six internal candidates have applied. All six have been told they are the frontrunner.

Join us in the muck.

We are hiring for one role. The role is whoever is in charge.