Investor Relations
Strong momentum. Illustrative chart.
MUCK CORP is a parody. There is no stock, no offering and no ticker. There is a chart, and it goes up and to the right, as charts do.
Share price (illustrative)
Not a real stock. Not real data. Not investment advice. Please do not buy anything on the basis of this page.
Key metrics
| Employees | 6 | Unchanged. Morale is a matter of opinion. |
| Revenue | Billable | Larry has the exact number and has not shared it. |
| Divisions | 3 | All operated by the same six employees. |
| Countries controlled | 0 | Down from 0. Steady. |
| Leadership disputes | Ongoing | Bill has called a meeting about it. |
Letter to shareholders
To our shareholders, of whom there are none:
It has been a year of tremendous growth in the parts of the company that have grown. We continue to see strong demand for poker content, strong demand for games where the worst hand wins, and strong demand, we are told, from brands with a problem.
Looking ahead, we remain focused on execution, on our roadmap, and on the question of who is in charge, which we expect to resolve in the next fiscal period, or the one after.
The leadership team (six of us)