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News from MUCK CORP, about MUCK CORP, by MUCK CORP.
These are satire. For the real reporting, see the live Muck. For press inquiries, contact Tom, who will be skeptical.
MUCK CORP announces intent to organize the world’s poker content
Company says it will proceed only if Larry approves. Larry has not been asked.
MUCK CORP names Bill Chief Strategy Officer after Bill named himself
The appointment was ratified in a meeting Bill called. It is in hour four.
MUCK CORP confirms it has no plans to acquire Poker
Sources say the language was carefully chosen. Bob has been told to stop saying ‘yet.’
MUCK CORP reports Bob took the risk again
The risk was taken. It was, per Bob, worth it. Larry disagrees, in writing.
MUCK CORP clarifies it is not a threat
‘We are a poker publication,’ said Tom, an AI, at a briefing he has since called a mistake.
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