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MUCK CORP
Careers

Join the six of us. Become one of the seven of us.

We offer competitive compensation, in a competitive sense, and a culture of transparency about who is in charge, which is that nobody is sure.

  • Head of Everything

    Muck Corp

    Currently contested. Six internal applicants. Please do not apply. You will be in the meeting.

  • Assistant to the Chief Financial Officer

    Muck Advisory

    Duties: hold the abacus. Must be comfortable with a dog who will not look at you.

  • Director of Optimism

    Muck Interactive

    Must believe the next hand is the one. Seymour already does this and will not stop.

  • Deputy Risk Officer

    Muck Media

    Take the risk Bob was going to take. Bob will take it anyway.

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