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MUCK CORP
Divisions

Three divisions. Six people. A great deal of overlap.

Every division is run by the same six employees, who report to each other. This is called a matrix organization.

Division 01

Muck Media

Our flagship. A daily poker brief covering every tour, a circuit calendar, a player index built from the reporting, and a fiction desk that says it is fiction. The reporting is automated, byline Seymour Flops, an AI, and every fact in it is real and sourced.

  • The Daily Brief, every day
  • The Side Pot, invented stories, labeled
  • Circuit Events and a Player Index
25+daily briefs and counting
Division 02

Muck Interactive

Free games, built in-house, all with the same problem: they are more fun than they should be.

  • The Muck Poker. Texas Hold’em with the hand rankings flipped. The worst hand wins.
  • Moonlit Riches. A 1,024-ways slot on a moonlit bayou, with a video game in the bonus round.
  • Allen’s Bread Winner. Fifteen casino rooms, one hungry guy. Drops Sept 30.
  • Rocky Rivers. A comic becoming a video game.
$0to play. Play credits only, no cash value
Division 03

Muck Advisory

Creative strategy, viral content and AI systems for poker brands. We run a fact-checked daily newsroom on automation, so we know what works and what only sounds good in a deck.

  • Brand and content strategy
  • AI newsrooms and automation
  • Games, bots and leaderboards
  • Invoices, by Larry
1,140invoices sent. Zero disputed. Larry checked