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Ray Zorfold’s Totally Awesome Gif Collection

A curated archive of perfectly animated memes in questionable taste.Use responsibly. Or don’t. Ray definitely didn’t. Download the complete pack for free here.

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Poker Strategy

Doug Polk’s Shocking Poker Breakthrough: Acid & Cat Memes

After years of preaching that solvers were the secret to poker dominance, Doug Polk has finally dropped the act and revealed the bizarre truth: his edge has always…

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GTO Or GTFO – Which is right for you?

There comes a point in every poker player’s journey where they have to ask themselves a serious question: Am I trying to play optimal poker, or just using…

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When should I fold Pocket Jacks?

Jacks are great if the pot stays small and you hate money. Every big pot you play with them is a slow-motion obituary. Continue Reading

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Phil of the Month – January

In a move that poker X has unanimously declared “the content we both deserve and dread,” The Muck has launched a new series titled “Phil of the month.”…

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Is Marc Goone Secretly Raising Shetland Ponies Now?

Rumors are swirling that Marc Goone has quietly pivoted from Hungry Horse Poker to Hungry Horse ownership, allegedly raising Shetland ponies somewhere in Ohio and teaching them how…

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Lunch Money Stakes: Inside the World of Pre-Legal Poker Coaching

Nice Brand You Got There. Shame If It Went Viral for the Wrong Reasons.

She Wrote AI-Generated Slop. He Noticed. Two DMs Later, It’s Nearly a Federal Case

BREAKING: DNA Test Proves Martin Kabrhel is an Actual Martian

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For every 10 likes I’ll make Allen Kessler a meme

Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted

For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger

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