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Poker News
X Suspended a Meme Lord. Let’s unpack that.
Meme aficionado @rayzorfold was suspended on X this week for what appears to be the dangerous crime of his pai…
Poker News
Court Issues Ruling on Buried Norman Chad Roast, $10K Bounty Placed on Unvaulting
In what legal experts are already calling "completely unnecessary but also correct," a formal ruling has been …
The Side Pot
Phil of the Month – April
In a move that poker X has unanimously declared the content we both deserve and dread, The Muck has launched a…
Poker News
ACR’s Head Honcho Says It’s a Feature. Ray Says It’s a Crime.
The complaint was simple. The response was not. ACR's CEO told Ray the pot covering the community card is inte…
Poker News
Nice Brand You Got There. Shame If It Went Viral for the Wrong Reasons.
Introducing The Muck's official brand protection program. For a small contribution to the Slush Fund, we can m…
Poker News
BREAKING: DNA Test Proves Martin Kabrhel is an Actual Martian
In a development that surprised absolutely nobody at the final table, a newly filed DNA analysis has confirmed…
The Side Pot
Is Marc Goone Secretly Raising Shetland Ponies Now?
Rumors are swirling that Marc Goone has quietly pivoted from Hungry Horse Poker to actual horse ownership. All…
Poker News
Lunch Money Stakes: Inside the World of Pre-Legal Poker Coaching
A deep dive into the underground world of poker coaches who work with players who can't legally enter a casino…
Memes
The Ray Zorfold Poker Meme Pack
Fifty-four poker memes, zero context, one man's unrelenting need to post. The full archive.…
Poker Strategy
Doug Polk’s Shocking Poker Breakthrough: Acid & Cat Memes
After years of preaching that solvers were the secret to poker dominance, Doug Polk has finally revealed the t…
Poker News
She Wrote AI-Generated Slop. He Noticed. Two DMs Later, It’s Nearly a Federal Case
Two poker content creators, one AI-written article, and a DM thread that escalated faster than a 3-bet pot. Th…
Poker Strategy
GTO Or GTFO – Which is right for you?
There comes a point in every poker player's journey where they have to ask themselves a serious question: Am I…
Poker News
Craig Tapscott Begrudgingly Buys Norman Chad $100 Dinner after Last Longer Bet
Craig Tapscott lost a $100 last-longer bet on Norman Chad in the $10,500 Eight-Game Mix, and he is not handlin…
Poker Strategy
When should I fold Pocket Jacks?
Jacks are great if the pot stays small and you hate money. Every big pot you play with them is a slow-motion o…
Poker News
ATLANIS SPOTLIGHT: Daniel Negreanu Outlasts Last Rec Player After 17 Buy-Ins
Daniel Negreanu finally eliminated a recreational player who rebought seventeen times in a $25,000 tournament …
Memes
Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted
The internet never forgets. We went deep into the archives so you don't have to.…
Memes
For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger
The world's most important poker social experiment, now in blog form. Current like count: accelerating.…
Memes
For every 10 likes I’ll make Allen Kessler a meme
Allen Kessler has opinions about casino comps, blind structures, and you. Now it's our turn.…