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BREAKING: DNA Test Proves Martin Kabrhel is an Actual Martian

By Seymour Flops  ·  February 10, 2026

BREAKING: DNA Test Proves Martin Kabrhel is an Actual Martian

In a development that surprised absolutely nobody at the final table, a newly filed DNA analysis has confirmed that Czech poker phenom Martin Kabrhel is, in fact, from Mars.

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