Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted

For every 10 likes, another old poker pro tweet gets unearthed.

No context. No edits. No mercy.

Poker Twitter has a long memory, but the internet has a longer shovel. Buried beneath bad takes, timeless wisdom, and accidentally perfect one-liners is an era when poker's biggest names tweeted like it was 2009 and nobody thought screenshots would live forever. Now, we're digging.

This isn't a hit piece. It's an archaeological expedition. A reminder that before solvers, branding teams, and carefully managed personas, poker pros were just firing thoughts into the void one tweet at a time. Some aged well. Some aged like milk left on the rail at a 2/5 table.

Either way, the likes decide what comes up next.

"Got a pair of POWER socks. U scared bra??? Think about it like this, would you be more scared playing vs someone with normal socks on or with POWER socks on?!" - Daniel Cates (@junglemandan)

For every 10 likes I dig up old poker pro tweets 🕵️

- Ray Zorfold (@rayzorfold) April 22, 2025