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09/13/26 Daily Brief
Phil Ivey spent a week on Jeju making final tables and pulling the biggest bounty in the building, then lasted one orbit of the tournament everyone flew in for. Sixty pairs of invitees and professionals sat down for the largest Invitational Triton has ever run, and the first $200,000 added to a prize pool already at $24 million was Ivey's rebuy. Elsewhere: New York collected $8 million from a company that admits nothing happened, Springfield counted the table games in its casino and came up about twenty-five short, and four WSOP Circuit festivals ran all day in three countries without producing a single published ring winner.
Share on XPhil Ivey Lasted One Orbit of the $200,000 Invitational. It Is the Second Time He Has Done That.
What happenedPhil Ivey was the first player eliminated from the $200,000 Triton Invitational in Jeju, South Korea. He walked in on the best run of anyone in the building: two final tables at the Super High Roller Series Jeju II and the top $400,000 bounty from the series' $40,000 mystery bounty event. In the opening level he three-bet to 10,000 on the button with the ace of clubs and the ace of hearts and got a call from Lithuanian pro Gytis Lazauninkas. The flop came four of clubs, nine of diamonds, two of hearts, which was good news for exactly one of them. Ivey bet 15,000, then 45,000 on the three of diamonds turn, and Lazauninkas raised to 250,000 holding the nine of hearts and the nine of clubs. Ivey tanked for several minutes with 212,000 behind in a pot that had reached 445 big blinds, then called. An ace or a five would have won it for him. The river was the three of clubs. This is the second Triton Invitational Ivey has been first out of, after Cyprus, and the rebuy that followed was the first $200,000 added to a prize pool already sitting at $24 million.
Why it mattersThe Invitational is the tournament Triton built the tour's reputation on. It pairs invited amateurs with professionals, runs them in separate Day 1 fields, and merges them on Day 2, and the Jeju edition drew 60 pairs against the previous record of 48 in Montenegro in May. The entire premise rests on the pros being beatable. The five-time Triton champion going out inside the first hour to a set of nines is the format demonstrating itself ahead of schedule. Triton CEO Andy Wong called the turnout a "sensational achievement" at Friday's seat draw ceremony, which was accurate and also the last moment at which nothing had gone wrong for anybody.
Share on XGlobal Poker Left New York Last Year. The $8 Million Arrived Wednesday.
What happenedNew York Attorney General Letitia James announced an $8 million settlement with VGW Holdings on Wednesday, closing the state's case against the operator of Global Poker, Chumba Casino and Luckyland Slots. The Office of the Attorney General sent VGW a cease-and-desist letter in June 2025 over accusations it was running illegal online gaming platforms, the company exited the New York market after that, and legislators passed a sweepstakes ban in December 2025. So the leaving happened first and the paying happened Wednesday. The settlement includes penalties and no admission of liability. James said the platforms "posed a dangerous threat to New Yorkers and their financial and mental health." VGW said it "appreciates the NYAG's recognition of VGW's cooperation throughout its investigation." It will keep running its games in the state in gold coins mode, the one that does not pay out. VGW had operated in New York since 2012. Maryland regulators ordered sweeps operators out in 2025, a California ban took effect this year, and the platform left Canada entirely in May 2025.
Why it mattersThe sweeps model runs on two currencies. Gold coins are free, sweeps coins arrive as a bonus when you buy gold coins, and sweeps coins convert to cash or prizes. Regulators call that online gambling. Operators call it a promotion nobody is required to buy into. New York has now put a price of $8 million on the disagreement without either side conceding which of the two it was.
Share on XSpringfield Is Suing MGM Over the Gap Between 3,000 Slot Machines and 1,600
What happenedThe City of Springfield, Massachusetts filed suit on September 3 against MGM Resorts and Blue Tarp Redevelopment, the entity that operates MGM Springfield, alleging breach of the host community agreement the two sides signed in 2013. That agreement calls for no fewer than roughly 2,800 to 3,000 slot and video gaming machines. It also calls for 75 to 100 table games, a poker room and a high-limit area. The suit says the casino operates with about 1,600 machines and about 50 table games. The city alleges shortfalls on staffing levels too, and on the refurbishment of a nearby building. MGM, which notified Mayor Domenic Sarno in 2024 that it was weighing a sale of the property, called the case "frivolous litigation" and "another tactic to delay and obstruct the process," and wants the dispute sent to arbitration. The city says arbitration falls outside the agreement. City Solicitor Stephen Buoniconti said MGM and Blue Tarp "remain in breach of their contractual obligations." MGM Springfield opened in 2018 and its poker room has 16 tables.
Why it mattersThe interesting part for poker players is that the poker room is in the contract by name. Massachusetts has two commercial casinos spreading the game, MGM Springfield's 16 tables and Encore Boston Harbor's 36, and Encore does not run tournaments. A host community agreement is one of the few documents anywhere that puts a poker room in writing as a municipal obligation, and Springfield is now in court finding out what that sentence is actually worth. No buyer and no sale price have been named.
Share on XJapan Has Won Sixteen of the Twenty-Nine Titles Awarded So Far in Korea
What happenedThe PokerStars APPT Korea series runs September 3 to 14 at the Paradise Hotel and Resort in Incheon, and through 29 completed events, 16 have been won by players from Japan. China has four. Tomohiro Kawada took the KRW 600,000 no-limit hold'em Paradise City Kickoff over 171 entries for $11,051, beating Canada's Dong Yan heads-up, and it was the second live cash of his career. Takahiro Ichikawa won the KRW 450,000 pot-limit Omaha double stack over a field of 17 for $2,069, his first tournament win anywhere. Shion Sakamoto won the KRW 900,000 mystery bounty, the largest field of the series so far at 246 entries, for $21,378. Kenji Arai took the KRW 3,500,000 mystery bounty high roller over 20 entries for $13,653. Kaiwen Wei of the United States won the KRW 1,800,000 mini high roller over 30 entrants for $13,410, and Seunghyun Michael Nam won the knockout high roller over 23 entrants for $11,927. Linda Lahdenpaa won the KRW 2,500,000 high roller turbo over 23 entries for $16,499. The biggest events on the schedule have not finished.
Why it mattersKorea is running two festivals at once this week, Triton on Jeju and PokerStars at Incheon, and the nationality column at Incheon reads like a Japanese domestic circuit that happens to have a Korean address. The prizes are small enough that the whole series so far has paid less than a single Triton final table, and the fields are small enough that a man with one previous live cash could win the opening event of the series.
Share on X123 Trophies in Fifteen Days: Jeju Has Scheduled 8.2 Champions a Day
What happenedThe Jeju Poker Festival returns to LES A Casino from October 28 to November 11, presented by the Red Dragon Poker Tour and KPC Poker, with 123 trophy events across 15 days. Three headline events carry KRW 3.88 billion in combined guarantees. The KPC Main Event costs KRW 1,300,000 and guarantees KRW 880 million. The Red Dragon Classic Main Event costs KRW 2.5 million and guarantees KRW 1.2 billion. The Red Dragon Plus Championship costs KRW 4 million and guarantees KRW 1.8 billion. The 2025 edition ran 87 events over 12 days, drew players from 38 countries and paid out more than KRW 13.1 billion. This year adds 36 events and three days to that. Regular buy-ins run from KRW 300,000 to KRW 1 million, the top of the schedule is a $12,000 Red Dragon Prestige Super High Roller, and six early bird packages close on October 10. The Red Dragon Poker Tour has been running since 2008 in Macau, and KPC Poker and King Poker Cup have merged under the KPC name.
Why it mattersThis is the same building that is currently hosting a $200,000 Invitational, rebooked six weeks later as a trophy factory. One hundred and twenty-three events across 360 hours is a champion every two hours and fifty-six minutes, counting the nights nobody is playing. The Asian calendar is no longer competing with Las Vegas on prestige. It is competing on throughput.
Share on XTen Tournaments, $51,000 at the Top, and the Prize Anybody Can Name Is a Jacket
What happenedThe 2026 Poker Masters runs October 12 to 23 at the PokerGO Studio inside ARIA in Las Vegas, ten events with buy-ins from $10,500 to $51,000. Events one through six are $10,500 no-limit hold'em, events seven and eight are $15,700, event nine is $26,000, and the finale on October 22 and 23 is the $51,000. The player who tops the series leaderboard gets the purple velvet jacket. David Coleman took it in 2025, winning the $1,000,000 Showcase out of 239 entrants and a $1,195,000 prize pool for $270,000, then finishing second to Brandon Wilson in the finale for $355,000. Wilson's win in that event paid $464,000 from 63 entrants and a $1,575,000 pool. Other 2025 champions included Darren Elias, Chino Rheem, Alex Foxen, Cary Katz, Justin Saliba, Andrew Moreno, Mike Zulker and Nguyen Le. Two more PokerGO series come first: the PGT PLO Series from September 25 to October 3, and the $103,000 Super High Roller Bowl XI on October 9.
Why it mattersThe Poker Masters identifies its events by buy-in and its champion by outerwear. Ten tournaments in eleven days in a television studio, hundreds of thousands of dollars changing hands, and the thing that ends up in the photograph is a jacket. It is the only trophy in high roller poker with better name recognition than the money attached to it, which is a considerable achievement in a format where the events do not have names at all.
Share on XFour Circuit Stops, Three Countries, Zero Published Ring Winners
What happenedFour WSOP Circuit festivals had cards in the air on Saturday: the Partouche Pasino Club in Paris through September 14, Caesars Virginia in Danville through September 14, the Grand Casino in Gamprin, Liechtenstein through September 22, and Texas Card House Austin through September 21. That is three countries. As of Sunday morning neither Card Player nor PokerNews nor the WSOP's own news index had published a ring result from any of the four. The WSOP's index has two items dated September 10 or later, both of them from that day: the Super Circuit Canada main event win by Mayukh Chakraborty, and a preview announcing that Texas Card House Austin would run 18 ring events. Paris and Liechtenstein have not been written about at all, not even with a preview, and Caesars Virginia has had nothing since its series-opening notice on September 3.
Why it mattersThe Circuit is the WSOP's volume business. It is running an eleven-day festival in Paris and a twelve-day festival in Liechtenstein simultaneously, awarding rings most nights in both, and the only way to learn who won one is to already be in the room. The gold ring is marketed as the second-most valuable piece of jewelry in poker. Finding out who has one this week requires more effort than most people will spend, and the WSOP is the party that could fix this with a sentence.
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