A Message From Our Sponsor
Bluff Beer. When the cards are bad, at least the beer is cold.
Rocky Rivers is brought to you by Bluff Beer, the Official Beer of Bad Beats.
Bluff Beer is brewed right here in Rocky Rivers, in small batches and at unpredictable intervals. It is served warm at Sketchy Rick's, cold everywhere else, and in volume to one Seymour Bluffs, who refers to his second round as the buy-in and his fourth as a rebuy. It comes in a green can with a gold label, and it tastes exactly like a river card you should have seen coming.
Bluff Beer is the beer of choice for players who call too much and fold too late. It was the beer in Bob's hand on Fremont Street in panel ten, at the exact moment he decided he should never leave Las Vegas. Bluff Beer would like to make clear that it did not make that decision for him. It merely supported it.
Ask for it by name at The Muck Dive Bar, the Waterfront Patio and the Lucky Stop Gas and Liquor, where it is stocked next to the ice and priced to move.
When the cards are bad, at least the beer is cold.
Bluff Beer Co., Rocky Rivers, USA. Drink responsibly, or don't, since Bob doesn't. Bluff Beer is not responsible for river calls, tilt spirals, bad reads, or losing your stack to a suited connector. Bluff Beer is a fictional product in a fictional town, and this advertisement is also fictional, which is the only reason it got approved.
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