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ATLANIS SPOTLIGHT: Daniel Negreanu Outlasts Last Rec Player After 17 Buy-Ins

December 16, 2025 by Blue Leave a Comment

PARADISE ISLAND, BAHAMAS Professional poker player Daniel Negreanu finally eliminated Bob Martinez, a 52-year-old algebra teacher from Dayton, Ohio, early Tuesday morning after rebuying into the $25,000 tournament a modest seventeen times, sources confirmed. The grueling battle lasted approximately six hours, during which Martinez played 43 hands, folded 41 of them, … [Read more...] about ATLANIS SPOTLIGHT: Daniel Negreanu Outlasts Last Rec Player After 17 Buy-Ins

Craig Tapscott Begrudgingly Buys Norman Chad $100 Dinner after Last Longer Loss

December 16, 2025 by Ray Zorfold

PARADISE ISLAND, BAHAMAS — Veteran poker writer and renowned last-longer antagonist Craig Tapscott is currently grappling with emotional, financial, and spiritual fallout after losing a $100 last longer bet to Norman Chad, whose recent mixed-game performance has been described as “shockingly competent.” … [Read more...] about Craig Tapscott Begrudgingly Buys Norman Chad $100 Dinner after Last Longer Loss

Martin Kabrhel Is an Actual Martian

December 16, 2025 by Ray Zorfold

Rozvadov, Czech Republic — After years of speculation and 19 consecutive minutes in the tank with 6♠3♦ offsuit, scientists have finally confirmed what the poker community has long suspected: Martin Kabrhel is not human—he is, in fact, an actual Martian. … [Read more...] about Martin Kabrhel Is an Actual Martian

The FAIR Bet Act: Congress Found a Way to Tax Losing

December 15, 2025 by Ray Zorfold Leave a Comment

Imagine grinding all year. Tournament entries, cash game swings, chasing promos that feel like a coin flip in a hurricane. You end up even. No profit, no loss. Just bruised pride and a thousand Uber Eats receipts. Then April hits, and the IRS says you owe tax on money you never actually made. Welcome to the FAIR Bet Act. Or rather, the mess that made it necessary. Here’s … [Read more...] about The FAIR Bet Act: Congress Found a Way to Tax Losing

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