The Muck Test II

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Klemens Roiter Reportedly Framing The Seven-Deuce That Won Him His First Triton Title

Klemens Roiter's first Triton title, won this week in Jeju after thirteen consecutive final tables with nothing to show for it, is real: a $20,000 No-Limit Hold'em Eight-Max win worth $771,000, sealed when a checked seven-deuce in the big blind improbably rivered a full house on a board of ten-seven-five-seven-five. What Roiter is allegedly doing with the actual seven-deuce he held to win it is not.

Sources close to the Austrian pro say he has had the exact two cards, a seven of clubs and a two of diamonds, laminated individually and is currently shopping for a frame he described as 'nicer than the one the trophy came in,' a comparison that reportedly did not go over well with the framing shop that also mounted the trophy. One employee, measuring the cards for a custom mat, said Roiter had brought reference photos of 'at least six other bracelets and titles' purely to make sure the new frame 'looked more expensive than all of them combined.'

Roiter reportedly declined to say whether the seven of clubs or the two of diamonds gets top billing in the final display, a decision sources say has become 'surprisingly contentious' within his own team. One associate said the two of diamonds 'did the actual work,' since the seven only mattered once the board paired, while another argued the seven 'set the whole thing up' and deserves equal placement. Roiter is said to be considering a side-by-side mount specifically to avoid resolving the dispute.

The framing shop, which asked not to be identified by name, said it has handled celebrity memorabilia before but never 'two individual playing cards with this much emotional weight attached,' adding that Roiter had visited three times in four days to check on progress. Roiter's team did not respond to a question about the eventual display location, though a person familiar with his home said a hallway previously reserved for 'actual photographs of his family' had recently been cleared.

Asked for comment on the thirteen prior final tables that preceded this win, Roiter reportedly said only that 'those cards didn't do anything,' a line his team says explains, more than anything, why these two specifically are getting the frame.

News of the frame shop visits has circulated among Roiter's fellow pros, several of whom say it fits a broader pattern following his long final-table drought, during which he has said in past interviews that he stopped keeping mementos from near-misses because 'there was nothing worth keeping.' One rival, who lost to Roiter in an earlier Triton event, joked that he'd now have to explain to his own team why his laminated bad-beat hand 'doesn't get the same treatment,' though he admitted his own near-misses 'probably don't deserve a frame either.' Roiter's team says the finished piece should be ready within the week, with final placement still pending resolution of the seven-versus-two billing dispute.

Klemens Roiter's Triton win with seven-deuce is real, as reported. The framing story is invented.

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