Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted

For every 10 likes, another old poker pro tweet gets unearthed.

No context. No edits. No mercy.

Poker Twitter has a long memory, but the internet has a longer shovel. Buried beneath bad takes, timeless wisdom, and accidentally perfect one-liners is an era when poker’s biggest names tweeted like it was 2009 and nobody thought screenshots would live forever. Now, we’re digging.

This isn’t a hit piece. It’s an archaeological expedition. A reminder that before solvers, branding teams, and carefully managed personas, poker pros were just firing thoughts into the void one tweet at a time. Some aged well. Some aged like milk left on the rail at a 2/5 table.

Either way, the likes decide what comes up next.

For every 10 likes I dig up old poker pro tweets 🕵️ pic.twitter.com/ziTb9RQLlJ

— Ray Zorfold (@rayzorfold) April 22, 2025

Ray Zorfold

Ray Zorfold is a poker player, occasional X/Twitter comedian, and full-time troublemaker. With years of experience in making questionable decisions at the poker table (and getting away with it), Ray has built a reputation for his unique blend of skill, luck, and unrelenting sarcasm.

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