For every 10 likes I’ll make Allen Kessler a meme

In what may go down as the most efficient use of Twitter since Dan Bilzerian rage-quit, @rayzorfold has launched a campaign threatening to turn Allen Kessler into a full-blown meme franchise—at a rate of one meme per 10 likes. And the likes are rolling in faster than Kessler can critique a tournament structure sheet.

The Chainsaw himself, best known for his elite-level whining and low-sodium soda takes, now finds his image teetering on the brink of a meme-fueled renaissance—or public execution, depending on how savage Ray decides to get.

“I just want to see Allen Kessler’s face attached to progressively worse life advice,” one commenter wrote, while another asked if the memes would come with a comped buffet.

Whether this ends with Kessler being crowned Poker’s Larry David or buried under 200 reaction memes about min-cashing and micro edges remains to be seen. What’s clear: Twitter has spoken, and Chainsaw’s face is the new NFT—except somehow more volatile.

Ray Zorfold

Ray Zorfold is a poker player, occasional X/Twitter comedian, and full-time troublemaker. With years of experience in making questionable decisions at the poker table (and getting away with it), Ray has built a reputation for his unique blend of skill, luck, and unrelenting sarcasm.

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