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Funny Stuff Poker Pros Tweeted

December 16, 2025 by Ray Zorfold Leave a Comment

For every 10 likes, another old poker pro tweet gets unearthed. No context. No edits. No mercy. Poker Twitter has a long memory, but the internet has a longer shovel. Buried beneath bad takes, timeless wisdom, and accidentally perfect one-liners is an era when poker’s biggest names tweeted like it was 2009 and nobody thought screenshots would live forever. Now, we’re … [Read more...] about Funny Stuff Poker Pros Tweeted

For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger

December 16, 2025 by Ray Zorfold Leave a Comment

Not metaphorically. Literally. What started as a throwaway joke has quickly become a social experiment in ego inflation, crowd participation, and the internet’s enduring love of making Phil Hellmuth slightly more Phil Hellmuth. With each new batch of likes, the Poker Brat’s head grows another notch, testing the limits of Photoshop, satire, and how much hubris one image can … [Read more...] about For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger

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