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Ray Zorfold

For every 10 likes I’ll make Allen Kessler a meme

 
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In what may go down as the most efficient use of Twitter since Dan Bilzerian rage-quit, @rayzorfold has launched a campaign threatening to turn Allen Kessler into a full-blown meme franchise—at a rate of one meme per 10 likes. And the likes are rolling in faster than Kessler can critique a tournament structure sheet. The Chainsaw himself, best known for his elite-level … [Read more...] about For every 10 likes I’ll make Allen Kessler a meme

Craig Tapscott Begrudgingly Buys Norman Chad $100 Dinner after Last Longer Bet

 
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PARADISE ISLAND, BAHAMAS — Veteran poker writer and renowned last-longer antagonist Craig Tapscott is currently grappling with emotional, financial, and spiritual fallout after losing a $100 last longer bet to Norman Chad, whose recent mixed-game performance has been described as “shockingly competent.” Tapscott, who publicly wagered on Lon McEachern in the $10,500 … [Read more...] about Craig Tapscott Begrudgingly Buys Norman Chad $100 Dinner after Last Longer Bet

Is Marc Goone Secretly Raising Shetland Ponies Now?

 
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Rumors are swirling that Marc Goone has quietly pivoted from Hungry Horse Poker to Hungry Horse ownership, allegedly raising Shetland ponies somewhere in Ohio and teaching them how to overbet rivers into confused tourists. Goone, a man who once escaped a perfectly respectable bus driving career to battle 2/5 lineups full of guys named Steve, has built a reputation on … [Read more...] about Is Marc Goone Secretly Raising Shetland Ponies Now?

Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted

 
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For every 10 likes, another old poker pro tweet gets unearthed. No context. No edits. No mercy. Poker Twitter has a long memory, but the internet has a longer shovel. Buried beneath bad takes, timeless wisdom, and accidentally perfect one-liners is an era when poker’s biggest names tweeted like it was 2009 and nobody thought screenshots would live forever. Now, we’re … [Read more...] about Digging Up Ridiculous Things Poker Pros Tweeted

For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger

 
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Not metaphorically. Literally. What started as a throwaway joke has quickly become a social experiment in ego inflation, crowd participation, and the internet’s enduring love of making Phil Hellmuth slightly more Phil Hellmuth. With each new batch of likes, the Poker Brat’s head grows another notch, testing the limits of Photoshop, satire, and how much hubris one image can … [Read more...] about For Every 10 Likes I’ll Make Phil Hellmuth’s Head Bigger

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