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In a move that poker X has unanimously declared “the content we both deserve and dread,” The Muck has launched a new series titled “Phil of the month.” The premise is brutally simple: every month, forever (or until Phil Hellmuth successfully sues an algorithm), we will present a fresh AI-generated portrait of the 17-time WSOP bracelet winner, rendered in a new art style—with … [Read more...] about Phil of the Month – April
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“Integrity Isn’t Free. Silence Costs Extra.” LAS VEGAS — After weeks of loudly claiming we are “non-commercial,” “independent,” and “above influence,” The Muck is proud to announce a bold new initiative that reflects the modern poker media ecosystem: The Muck Slush Fund™. The premise is simple. You pay us. We don’t talk shit about you. This groundbreaking … [Read more...] about Nice Brand You Got There. Shame If It Went Viral for the Wrong Reasons.
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ROZVADOV, Czech Republic — After years of speculation and side eye, researchers at the prestigious European Center for Excessive Tank Studies have definitively proven that controversial Czech pro Martin Kabrhel is not, in fact, human. He is a Martian. An actual, red-planet-born, probe-dodging Martian. … [Read more...] about BREAKING: DNA Test Proves Martin Kabrhel is an Actual Martian
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A curated archive of perfectly animated memes in questionable taste.Use responsibly. Or don’t. Ray definitely didn’t. Download the complete pack for free here. … [Read more...] about Ray Zorfold’s Totally Awesome Gif Collection
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After years of preaching that solvers were the secret to poker dominance, Doug Polk has finally dropped the act and revealed the bizarre truth: his edge has always been tripping balls and doom-scrolling cat memes. According to a close source, Doug’s genius isn’t built on skill or data alone. It’s powered by “chaotic visual stimulation paired with low-grade psychosis.” “I … [Read more...] about Doug Polk’s Shocking Poker Breakthrough: Acid & Cat Memes
